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Joke of the Day
"I've just accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles... My next shit could spell disaster!"
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"Do I feel like crying? HELL YES LET'S DO THIS 'THE FAULT IN OUR STARS'"
"Before saying anything like ""you have really soft hands for a man"", just be like so goddamned sure they're a man."
"What do Islamist extremists eat for breakfast? French toast"
"Charlie Manson has served his time, it's time to release him back into society. Somewhere near Justin Bieber."
"You know, Professional Wrestling is lot like the country of China. 90% of the stuff they do is Fake."
"what do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards? A receding hairline"
"When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand."
"I cut myself while shaving... Because who... has time... for both. ~Jim Hamilton"
"What do you call a Pokemon that likes coins? A Pika-Jew"