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Joke of the Day
"Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !"
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"Who's Kony's favorite rapper? Soulja Boy."
"Ricky Martin: Livin' la vida homo."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Roasted, ground up, and dissolved in hot water"
"How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor? Send them the Fine Brothers."
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? ""Do you smell a carrot?"""
"What do you call a cow woth a twitch? Beef Jerky"
"""The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"""
"There are three types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."
"The Human Genome Project had a breakthrough and isolated the genes that make someone homosexual. They are skinny genes."