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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it"

"Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers? Bonos."

"We would have discovered the cure for cancer by now if we rewarded, recognized and respected our scientists just as much as we do our sportsmen and celebrities."

"How do jockeys stay on their horses? Jockey straps."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Great big holes all over australia"

"My girlfriend says I listen to too much Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn't even matter."

"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies !!! I'm sorry, I'll let myself out."

"People who live in glass houses must have to clean up a lot of dead birds."

"I'm glad they call themselves attorneys-at-law. I wouldn't want to accidently hire an attorney-at-baking or an attorney-at-pottery."

"I figured out a way to chop onions without crying... The trick is avoiding getting emotionally attached to the onion."