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Joke of the Day

"The new and best Rock band Iron Gaben"

"Why are octopuses so dangerous? Because they TENTACLE."

"One good thing about being ugly is that when someone stares at you for too long you automatically know they wanna rob you."

"My Grandfathers dying words to me were, ""Are you still holding the ladder?""."

"Do mailmen like opening their own mail or does it feel like work?"

"The only thing I hate more than taxi drivers who talk on their phone the whole time are the ones who say even a single word to me."

"A robber comes up to a man in a suit and threatens him... -Give me YOUR money! -But, I'm a ... politician. -Okay then,give me MY money!"

"I like my women how I like my exams... Curvy."

"Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral? Because he just isn't a mourning person."

"I've been clicking ""remind me later"" on this work software update for 2 years when is he going to get the hint that I'm not interested?"