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Joke of the Day
"What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house? Biden"
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"My wife said that my 5 year old gets really hyper because of the sugar he has at breakfast so I think I'll stop putting it in his coffee."
"Ran my first 10K this morning. Just kidding I'm on my third donut."
"A vaping vegan walks into a bar Just kidding they're incapable of doing anything remotely cool."
"Your mama is so fat... She bungee jumped and went straight to hell."
"Sir you haven't touched your custard. I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !"
"Flies only live for 24 hours.. Except for the ones that get in your room. Those fuckers live forever."
"My girlfriend needs an abortion.... And Mexico is gonna pay for it."
"What did the camel toe say to the moose nuckle on New Years eve? Let's get toe up!"
"What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex? The crayon is non-toxic!"