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Joke of the Day
"What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team? The New York Jets ( )"
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"I hate those unrealistic movies...you know, the ones where men are friends with women."
"[Entire house is full of trees] Girlfriend: What did you do?! Me: You told me to spruce things up. GF: Everything's stuck to everything!!!"
"What's ET short for...? Because he's got little legs."
"Why don't Jedi make good comedians? Because their jokes always sound forced."
"I like drawing frat boys on passed out dicks."
"What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit? Her last one"
"I always take my kids on vacation during drug awareness week...because there's just some things they should learn from their dad."
"Jejunum? I hardly know him"
"Yesterday i met a fat chick and i fucked her in the elevator It was wrong on so many levels"