158155
Joke of the Day
"What's ET short for...? Because he's got little legs."
Next Joke
"2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17,19 etc were the years when I was in my prime."
"I was trying to solve an equation when I realised that the minus button on my calculator was broken... On the plus side, it still worked."
"The only chance of me reaching the third base ever... ...is while playing baseball"
"Did you grow up on a farm? Cause I want to wear you like a feed bag!"
"I've heard of trauma causing blindness like when Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles walked in on each other masturbating"
"Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?"
"Why is today John Philip Sousa Day? Because he told everyone to march fourth."
"After the poor quality of the front page lately This new algorithm better be so good I can read about news before it happens"
"What's a pedophile's favorite wing in a children's hospital? ICU"