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Joke of the Day
"I like drawing frat boys on passed out dicks."
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"Voting this year will be like going to the dentist... No one wants to do it, but we all know we should for our own good."
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"In Soviet Russia, Russia Soviet."
"How many republicans does it take to fix a problem? No one knows. It's never happened."
"My girlfriend once told me she was pregnant. I was so excited that I ran to another country and have never seen her from then."
"What would Inception: The Porno be called? Contraception."
"I pull more tail.. ..than a slow kid at a petting zoo."
"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Because their sheep can hear zippers."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allahu Ackbar!!!!"