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Joke of the Day

"Why the gills in the sea don't drink tea even though there is plenty of water That will make them all guill tea!"

"Dont think about tomorrow because thats when the judge starts using the term premeditated."

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""

"What do Donald Trump and Pokemon have in common? The only thing they can say are their name and random bullsh**."

"Yo momma is so fat Her toenails aren't painted, just redshifted"

"Yet another Clinton picks heads Over tail."

"What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies? You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork."

"How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb? Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)"

"So, I friended Paul Walker on XBox. Sadly though, he's always on the dashboard."

"Form Corbas En hassas ogunumuz olan Aksam Yemegi bize daha cok agrlk veren ve kilo aldrma ihtimalini en yuksek buldugumuz ogundur."