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Joke of the Day
"So, I friended Paul Walker on XBox. Sadly though, he's always on the dashboard."
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"How Can You Identify a Bald Eagle? All his feathers are combed to one side"
"A mysterious hole was found in my area recently. Local police are looking into it."
"Why do cows wear bells? ...because their horns don't work."
"What's an otakus favourite dessert? Senpie."
"I have a dollar bill pressed between my chin and my chest.....who am i? Christopher Reeve at a strip club."
"Let's stop listing pagers on that list of electronic devices that should be turned off."
"So sick of not knowing if a girl's single. We need a symbol ""Rings?"" Not visible enough ""Screw it, lets put a dot on their foreheads"" -India"
"I hear the Star Wars universe is so advanced, you can get Chinese food directly over the internet... They use an e-wok."
"""That's what she said"" is a really versatile joke because you can put it anywhere That's what she said."