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Joke of the Day

"So, I friended Paul Walker on XBox. Sadly though, he's always on the dashboard."

"What doesn't kill you, forces me to reload."

"I'm not saying the Internet at this hotel is slow but if you're reading this tweet, it's likely 2016."

"Trump is the 45th President of the United States. Aren't you proud fellow Americans."

"I asked for your advice but now I'm angry with you because I don't like your advice."

"If I had a time machine I'd go back and give myself a bunch of incorrect lotto numbers, and teach myself the value of hard work."

"Have you seen the movie about constipation? It hasn't come out yet!"

"Obama calls Putin and asks abut his Thanksgiving. Putin: Turkey is about to be cooked."

"words that seem cool until you find out what they mean - atrophy - space bar - supervision - extraction - dogmatic"

"First time and with a hooker They are both naked and he says -""this is my first time..."" she says -""relax and tell me what you like..."" -""cheesburguer"""