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Joke of the Day
"Yet another Clinton picks heads Over tail."
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"I'm looking for a new nursing home for my mother. Something without phones or access to postage stamps."
"The reason your car won't go over 60 in the city is because you haven't yelled ""HOLD ON!"" yet."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter!"
"My handwriting has gotten pretty bad... I am the most illegible bachelor in my hometown!"
"What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack? Nice"
"Miley Cyrus was recently found dead at a construction site. Her autopsy revealed her death came in like a wrecking ball."
"Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving? Because all they serve is cold turkey."
"IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE, NOT CHRISTMAS STEVE!!"
"Maybe it's chicken that tastes like everything."