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Joke of the Day
"Yet another Clinton picks heads Over tail."
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"I'm going as ""Twitter Elite"" for Halloween. I'm going to randomly say unfunny things and not talk to anyone who speaks to me."
"I was horrible in school... I failed math so many times, I can't even count"
"Why do most Vietnamese people seem like male prostitutes? Because they pay for everything with their Dongs"
"Listening to music can be dangerous... Some of the notes are sharp."
"I got Indian food with a friend and paid for all the bread It was a nan issue."
"Why is Santa always so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls are."
"billy joel: we didn't start the fire detective: I haven't mentioned a fire billy joel: shit"
"Trump is the perfect candidate for American guys who secretly believe they could come out of the stands and score a touchdown"
"Whats green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea!"