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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies? You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork."

"*Watching YouTube videos* Boss: What are you watching? Me: .... Boss: ... Me: Church? Boss: That's a dog on a unicycle. Me: Praise The Lord!"

"The closest I've come to being an athlete is using Adobe Acrobat."

"There was a blackout in the streets of Houston yesterday... Don't worry, the police have everything under control..... they shot him."

"If I have offended you, hurt you, belittled you in any manner, then I want you to know that I was only just getting started."

"There's a man waiting on the bus Then the busdriver yells at him: get off the roof my bus!"

"Bill Gates And Windows John To Bill Gates: Can You Explain Me ... Your Surname Is ""Gates"" And You Are Doing Business Of ""Windows""?"

"A logician just had a baby Her friends ask her: ""A boy or a girl?"" She replies: ""Yes"""

"What do you call a blind member of the Third Reich? A ""notsee"" because they cannot see! I'll see myself out..."

"So my freind told me he works at a music store. Sounds fun"