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"Yo momma is so fat Her toenails aren't painted, just redshifted"
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"Life is full of people you can't have and people you don't want."
"My friend has just got back from Africa and isn't feeling well He keeps buying raffle tickets. Im worried he has tombola..."
"Burning love What kind of erection does a burn victim get? Firewood."
"If you know a clumsy person you secretly wish would die, give them some rollerblades."
"Sometimes I feel like a man trapped in a woman's marriage."
"I once submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win. No pun in 10 did."
"What do you call a baby in a concentration camp? Baby Powder."
"I bet i can tell you where you got your shoes. You got'em on your feet."
"Why can't you trick an aborted baby? (NSFL/NSFW) Because it wasn't born yesterday."