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Joke of the Day
"I asked Rihanna where Chris Brown was She just shrugged her shoulders. ""Beats me!"""
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"I know a guy who loves mushrooms.. ...He's a real fun guy!"
"My best exit strategy: 1)Play my ring tone 2)Excuse myself 3)Yell ""OMG! I'm on my way now!"" & tell them my brother had a bad car accident."
"TIFU in Subway Oops, wrong sub!"
"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the bulb and one to drink until the room spins."
"Why is there no pain relief in the jungle? Cos the Parrots-Eat-Em-All"
"Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny. They just don't work."
"gay rabbit Did you hear about the gay rabbit? He found a hare up his ass."
"My road to success is under construction and all the workers are out getting drunk."
"You'll find there's truly so much beauty in the world if you'll just look at the right desktop wallpaper websites"