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Joke of the Day

"What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common? Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them."

"Huehuehue SaturationSaturationSaturation"

"Sharks could be very gentle lovers. We don't know."

"Want to hear a joke about Subway? Okay, but it's not really kid friendly."

"Whoever invented the iPhone charge cord is probably the same shitlord who invented the Capri Sun pouch."

"What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball? You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball."

"When I was growing up, we were so poor that... Soap-on-a-rope was considered to be jewelry in our house."

"Whats more offensive than black face? Orange face."

"What do you call a dwarf that was on fire? A lil smokey"

"How do you kill a fox? Cut off one of it's legs and make it run across Canada"