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"[as one million ants are carrying me out of my bed to toward their cavern to eat me alive] please let me feed my neopets first"
"I want to become a librarian so bad. I love books but I love telling people to shut up even more."
"Why did the run-on sentence take a pregnancy test? Because its period came too late."
"Why can't you put two dicks in one condom? Because it's too hard..."
"You know what makes a lot of sense? A dollar"
"Instead of smiling and nodding through a conversation, try clapping and nodding. People will stop talking to you."
"A couple in their nineties are getting divorced. Everyone is like ""Why why why after all these years?"" They say ""We were waiting for the children to die."""
"What is the definition of a good farmer? A man outstanding in his field."
"Why did God create stock analysts? In order to make weather forecasters look good."