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Joke of the Day
"What is the definition of a good farmer? A man outstanding in his field."
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"I'd tell a chemestry joke but I'm afraid I wouldn't get a reaction."
"Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they."
"All of the countries in the world run a race. Who wins? Finland. He's the first to Finnish."
"Why did the billionaire philanthropist spend his fortune bringing butter production to developing countries? Some men just want to see the world churn."
"A day or two after eating jalapenos I realize I've made a mistake That shit burns."
"I posed naked for a magazine today Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money"
"*interrupts parent & child on bus* Actually thats not true, Wolverine has died many times *they get up* Your mother cant shelter you forever"
"What does Moses do when he wants a beer? He brews!"
"In successful relationships, no one wears the pants."