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Joke of the Day

"""Let's name it something that people will automatically connect with movies."" - Not the guys who started Fandango."

"Man walks into a bar... ...with a piece of tarmac under his arm, says to the barman 'give us a pint and one for the road...'"

"What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!"

"I have three jokes. Trump, his opinions, and his political career."

"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad."

"You've taken 3 pregnancy tests this month. ""What's your point"" My point is that your shoplifting is odd and out of control Eric."

"95% of the men's fashion budget on 'American Idol' goes to leather cuff bracelets and wallet chains."

"Question and Answer Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements"

"What is brown and bad for teeth? A brick."

"Felt bad about hitting a car yesterday but I remembered to leave a note. Didn't have a pen so I used my key."