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Joke of the Day

"95% of the men's fashion budget on 'American Idol' goes to leather cuff bracelets and wallet chains."

"Wanna hear a pedophile joke? You're never to young to get it. :^)"

"I just got an iPhone 7S for my wife I thought that was a good trade"

"My superpower is being able to talk to dead people... they can't talk back, though."

"How do you deep throat a Muslim girl? You Ramadan her throat."

"I was practicing moves on a stripper pole, when all of a sudden I heard a loud ringing. Then 3 firemen fell from the sky and crushed me."

"That awkward moment when your stormtrooper army loses a battle to a bunch of teddy bears with sticks and stones."

"What do you call a horse who goes freerunning? Sarah Jessica Parkour"

"I imagine colonoscopies are accompanied by the theme music from the underground level of Super Mario Bros."

"Episodes 4, 5, and 6 of Star Wars came before episodes 1, 2, and 3... ...because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."