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Joke of the Day

"JOKE: What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes? Just look for ones that have a ""JOKE:"" disclaimer"

"In Connecticut it is illegal... To hang a man with a wooden leg. You have to use a rope just like everywhere else"

"Sooner or later Rockstar is going to make a GTA that features every possible human action you can do and then the world will implode."

"""No, everything's fine"" must've been a great phrase to say before women got hold of it."

"Just because I am an Italian American doesn't mean my family is in the mob.... It means we used to be."

"When I was a kid, I really thought piranhas were going to be pretty much a daily concern."

"Unfortunately a skeleton couldn't go the prom He had nobody to go with."

"How do Mexicans cut their pizzas? Little Caesers"

"Inspecting mirrors Is a job I could really see myself doing it"

"What do you call a Pediatrist speeding in Michigan Lead foot"