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Joke of the Day
"A girl went to Thailand... And came back a changed man."
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"*psst... ok ok be quiet... ssshhh...* uhhh... how do you sell a duck to a deaf guy? WANNA BUY A DUCK?!?! Uh... This joke isn't as good written down :-("
"I have batlike reflexes. -You mean catlike reflexes? *screeches real loud right in your face to locate food and avoid obstacles*"
"...I wanted to design defensive structures for the city.... as it turns out, not my Forte."
"The end of a relationship isn't the worst thing. It's worse when it doesn't end after the end."
"My ex claimed I had a 'hero' complex, but whatever I think wearing my underwear on the outside of my pants is a bold & brave fashion choice"
"What do you call a porno set in space. Apollo 13 inches"
"A man buys shares from the stock market. But he never shared any of it."
"What do you call a male trapped in a female body? A fetus"
"At The Nikon Headquarters We need random people in a room to test and sample our new lenses ""A focus group?"" DAMMIT JOHNSON THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES"