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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a male trapped in a female body? A fetus"
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"Me: Thank you! Cashier: You have a good one! Me: That's the rumor! Cashier: ..."
"How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving? Depends"
"Men need 100% talent to succeed in life....... Women need only 4%..... because the remaining 36+24+36 helps."
"I want to steal someone's phone who has 8000 followers and retweet the fuck out of myself"
"Big explosion in a paint factory tonight, 10 people missing, presumed red."
"Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go."
"Q: When is a school paper not a school paper? A: When it's turned into the teacher."
"How many black people are needed to change a light bulb? One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops."
"my cousin's baby is due tomorrow & my grandma keeps checkin her phone for news. waitin for the baby 2 text her like ""im here lol. from baby"""