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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a porno set in space. Apollo 13 inches"
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"I let friend's kid call my ex & say ""Are you really my daddy?"" while I'm in the background yelling ""hang up the phone,he doesn't want you!"""
"A local police department was broken into tonight - reports say all the toilets were stolen. Police say they've got nothing to go on. (This joke courtesy of my dad)"
"My Girlfriend is anorexic. It's not going so well... I am seeing less and less of her everyday."
"My daughter asked if I am going to die someday I said ""Don't worry sweetheart. I promise I'll be alive for the rest of my life."" She looked relieved."
"A Jew walks into a BAR.. Passes."
"How 'Words' are created.. The early bird catches the worm. Holds it hostage. Stockholm Syndrome sets in. The worm and bird have babies."
"Why aren't people from the Westboro Baptist Church archaeologists? Because they are *homo*phobes."
"Just gave the Earth a one-star rating and a bad review on TripAdvisor to discourage any aliens that were planning an invasion."
"""Half a dozen"" because saying 6' is way too long..."