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Joke of the Day

"At The Nikon Headquarters We need random people in a room to test and sample our new lenses ""A focus group?"" DAMMIT JOHNSON THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES"

"Friend of mine said ""What rhymes with orange"" I said ""No it doesn't"""

"""if inventimg a machine that alows man to soar through the air is wrong, i dont want to be Wright"" - Wright brother, invemtor of airplabe"

"What's the latest Irish invention? A helicopter ejector seat"

"Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his."

"What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can't see to go the other can't go to sea."

"My favorite sex position is the Ronald Reagan cause i'll bang russia and break a wall did it suck?"

"What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common? They are both X-Men"

"My 5/o just said ""That's Classic!!"" WTF is classic to a 5 y/o? Blues Clues??"

"HILLARY: i'm sick and tired of these baseless accusations THE MEDIA: aha! you see?! she admits it! not only is she sick, she's also tired!"