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Joke of the Day

"My ex claimed I had a 'hero' complex, but whatever I think wearing my underwear on the outside of my pants is a bold & brave fashion choice"

"What is the poorest tree in the forest? The burr-oak tree."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range missiles."

"Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !"

"""I feel like a failure, doc. I've got 5 boys and they ALL work as hotel valets"" ""Wow this is the worst case of parking sons I've ever seen!"""

"What do you call a worried bounty hunter? Boba Fret"

"What's the difference between an epileptic clamshell-shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea? The clamshell-shucker shucks between fits..."

"What is it called when Donald Trump rides a camel? A trump on a hump"

"Nothing cuts deeper than an insult with bad grammar and a spelling mistake."

"What do you call someone who has irrational and prejudiced views against motor races? A feminist"