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Joke of the Day
"...I wanted to design defensive structures for the city.... as it turns out, not my Forte."
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"According to the principle of the sandwich, if you put butter on both sides the sandwich will hang in the air."
"Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics? Because they're all in the US"
"Me- ""Sorry I can't"" Friend- ""Why not?"" M- ""Working on my book"" F- ""Neato! What about?"" M- ""It's a collection of ways to escape obligations"""
"Apparently, ""I just assumed"" is a horrible answer when your wife asks you why you bought her the ""heavy flow"" tampons."
"These pants fit like a cheap hotel... No ballroom."
"What do you get when you squeeze a synagogue? Fresh Jews."
"""We have HBO"" - apparently still a bragging point in the motel industry."
"Who is fastest girl in the world? Answer: Airtel 4G girl."
"Why did Dave Mirra cross the road? To go to the Gun Store!!"