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Joke of the Day

"...I wanted to design defensive structures for the city.... as it turns out, not my Forte."

"Moths are really just butterflies on meth, all angry and shit while head-butting light bulbs and biting holes in your favorite shirt."

"During fireworks is the best time to shoot someone."

"My friend was the best at Russian Roulette. He only lost once."

"Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music? Mount Rushmore"

"99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code Take one down, patch it around, 116 bugs in the code!"

"One of my favorites from Fallout 3: I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims."

"What do you call a disputatious horse? A naahh sayer. Credit:14 yr old me."

"How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!"

"A guy walks in a library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide Librarian: Fuck you, you won't return it"