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Joke of the Day
"A man buys shares from the stock market. But he never shared any of it."
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"What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes? What you get served at KFC is original."
"My pants are also my iPhone grease wipes."
"If Zombies ever switch to eating souls, I'll have the last laugh on everyone whoever made fun of me for being a Ginger"
"What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant? They were both caused by a message from god."
"You're so fat, when you sat on an iPod . . . It turned into an ipad. If you don't like my joke, you should really lighten up."
"[Swims out to Sea] *sees shark* OH NO! *dolphins save me* Thanks dolphins! *dolphins ask for a tip [I'm broke] *they return me to the shark*"
"As a politician... You need to shake hands & kiss babies... ...and take good care not to confuse the two."
"What do Jews get at night during the holocaust? Not z's"
"""Ohhhh!! I didn't hear the 'lasting more than four hours' part. I'm sorry I called you at home, doctor."""