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Joke of the Day
"I am absolutely exhausted from my French self-defense class. I've never run so far in my life."
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"I have submitted 10 jokes now trying to reach the front page... no pun in ten did."
"Who was the roundest member of Sir Arthurs round table? Sir Cumference. He at too much Pi. He ate approximately 3.142 slices"
"What type of pants does Mario wear? denim denim denim"
"Is that mine? I was walking down the street when I saw black guy with a laptop. Is that mine? I thought. It looks exactly like mine... but that can't be... Mine should be at home cleaning my shoes."
"I always wear a wedding ring when I go grocery shopping, so everyone thinks my cart full of groceries are for a family of 4 instead of just me"
"Jesus at the Last Supper. Jesus: *breaks bread* - This is my body! *holds a glass of wine* - This is my blood. *starts to open a jar of mayo* Judas: Sorry Jesus, I will have to stop you there."
"I've seen enough episodes of ""Cops"" to know that you should avoid all people with blurry faces."
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin! Get in the batmobile"""
"What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'"