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Joke of the Day
"I have submitted 10 jokes now trying to reach the front page... no pun in ten did."
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"Jewish Pun What did Hitler say when the Jews got away? Aushwitz, they got away!"
"Consent... The only way to stop rape 100% of the time!"
"Is he sleazy? Yes. Is he disgusting? Absolutely. Did he act in a vulgar manner towards women? Certainly. But he's not running for President, his wife is."
"It be cool if that Malaysia plane appeared with Amelia Earhart flying it back"
"I was camping when I lost my virginity. It was in tents."
"What's it called when you jizz on a Spanish woman's face? Nutella."
"I wear dresses to work so it takes me less time to use the loo so people won't think I'm pooping. So yeah, I'd say I'm pretty professional."
"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian"
"So a redhead says to her blonde friend... ""I just slept with a Brazilian."" the blonde says, ""You slut! How many is a brazilion?"""