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Joke of the Day
"The new mouthwash I bought says ""24 HOUR PROTECTION ....use twice daily"""
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"I SCREAM YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM BECAUSE MY WIFE IS DRIVING WITHOUT HER GLASSES ON AGAIN!!"
"Whats better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"
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