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Joke of the Day
"Whats better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"
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"What was the name of the pakistani hide and seek champion ? 'amhid'"
"Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz? Because they are sold out to crackers!"
"Me: One last drink and then I'm off to the petting zoo Her: Aren't you too drunk to bring the kids to a petting zoo? Me: I have kids?"
"Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer? (Dark) At a concentration camp."
"Guys, stop comparing Trump to Hitler. He thinks it's a compliment. Call him a middle-aged woman or a peaceful Muslim."
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"Croc sandals are like getting a blowjob from a dude... They feel amazing but you realize how gay you are when you look down."
"Why is a marriage like a hurricane? They both start off sucking and blowing, but you end up losing your house."
"How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie? An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you."