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Joke of the Day
"If theres an otter, youre underwater. If a ferret you see, then on land you be."
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"A man is going to sleep, when his wife decides to surprise him with a blowjob"
"Mr. Salad asks Ms. Soup to go on a date. Ms. Soup accepts. ""What should I wear?"" Mr. Salad asks. She replies, ""It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."""
"Whats rectangular, white and blue?.... A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!"
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"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you drink through that?"""
"Friends are a lot like trees... They fall down when they are hit with an axe multiple times."