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"How heavy is a hipster? One thousand instagrams"
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"A Rabbi and a Catholic Priest... are sitting on a park bench when a kid walks by. The Catholic Priest says, ""We should screw him!"" and the Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""
"What do you call your friend from Prague who beat you at chess? Your Czech mate"
"Contagious Had my grandmother mow my lawn, it took that contagious."
"I just got a part in the movie Cocaine I only have one line."
"I don't get this joke. Can someone explain it to me? My sister's fiance is so short that he has trouble playing computer games. The only way he can reach the keyboard is if he lies flat on the ground."
"How many elves does a german santa have? Elf."
"Why don't jews have arranged marriage? They have no 'forced kin'. I'm so sorry"
"What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!"
"Welcome to Insomnia Club. God dammit Bob. BOB. Steve wake Bob up. Steve?"