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Joke of the Day

"How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb? Amen."

"If there was an accepted currency worldwide, it would be Beer."

"How do I stay in shape? I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it"

"I came across a joke on Reddit.... ....and read-it."

"DOCTOR: studies show that social media use reduces attention span ME: that's hard to believe DOCTOR: are you checking your phone? ME: what?"

"I bought some artwork at GenCon, but I'm pretty sure I got ripped off. I swear they're all a bunch of con artists."

"if squids were land animals sometimes you'd be walking along and you'd look up and BAM squid in a tree"

"""I am cleaning up my friends list"" should be changed to ""I'm notifying you that you should give me attention and argue your friendship level to me."""

"Stop, collaborate and listen. Manda's back with news from the kitchen. Calories grab a hold of me tightly I want nachos daily and nightly..."

"The worst part of taking calc class Every day, I deal with my e^x"