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Joke of the Day

"What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods? Teenagers these days be all ""I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."""

"What do indian mice do when they get scared? They scurry!"

"The constipated mathematician What does a mathematician do when she is constipated? Works it out with a pencil."

"Interview Joke Interviewer: Why should we hire you Interviewee: Coz you are hiring :)"

"What do you call a gassy Russian? Vladimir Pootin'"

"Buy a ticket to Finding Dory and yell ""She's right there!"" every time she comes on the screen until you're escorted out of the theater."

"Absence does not make the heart grow fonder. Unless you're talking about Oreos."

"Some people are just meant for each other. A sadist married a masochist. The masochist would say, ""Beat me!""... The sadist would say, ""...no"""

"What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off? Aw shucks!"

"WIFE: Shouldn't you be at work? ME: I took care of it. BOSS: [to the cardboard cutout of Shaq with my face glued on it] Nice work today."