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Joke of the Day
"Stuffs more popcorn in my face* Why don't bad guys in movies just paint the red wire green?"
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"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'll serve you, but you better not start anything!"""
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"What's the difference between hungry and horny? (NSFW) Where you put the cucumber."
"Knock knock -Who's there? Allah. -Allah who? [Allahu akbar!]( http://i.imgur.com/ifn9enX.jpg)"