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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the midget Klan member? He was a little racist."

"I'm going to find a cure for blindness. YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL ALL SEE!"

"When did they decide that every razor had to look like a piece that fell off a Transformer?"

"If I'm ever arrested, I would use my one phone call for pizza."

"I saw these two blind guys about to fight and I shouted, ""My money's on the one with the knife."" You should have seen how fast they both ran off."

"So I just saw the music video for Radioactive, and if you think fighting stuffed animals is weird... ...Imagine Dragons."

"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer Balls. They're under a Buck!"

"Trapped in a crevice. ""Go on boy, get help."" The dog chews off my one free arm. ""Ok yeah bring that back to town I guess"""

"Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend? Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on."

"What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it? Arkansas"