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Joke of the Day
"People think I'm kissing an imaginary girl when I play air tuba."
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"Zombies What is a zombies' favorite food? Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food? Brians."
"20 blind men walk into a bar *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud*"
"MOM : Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? SON : My name is Paul."
"Doctors, soldiers, firefighters. These are all respected positions. But the position I respect most as a parent Is a driver's Ed instructor"
"How can you spot the rank of a Russian? By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit."
"The first time I spent the night at my girlfriend's house, her father would not let us sleep together... ...which is a shame because he was very attractive."
"What do you call an Asian cow in space? The Milky Wei."
"I had to neuter my dog today... his name was Bruce but now I call him Caitlyn."
"What did the horny Astronomer say to the telescope? I wanna see Uranus."