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Joke of the Day

"How many friend zoned guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they will all just stand there complimenting it and get pissed when it wont screw."

"What did the pop can become when it finished high school? A graduated cylinder."

"No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery."

"When I was younger, I thought I had a Chinese friend. But it was just my imaginasian."

"I'm sure it's just a coincidence that pop music has gotten shittier since we started picking our artists on game shows."

"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"im 40 and my girlfriend is 12 months pregnant, am i too old to be a father? :/"

"Two guys walk into a bar... The first guy looks at the second guy and says... ""You ever wonder why we always walk in together?"""

"The Idiot Named Jay Well Story Is My Friend Was Playing A Game And He Asked Me All Day Where A PLACE WAS and turns out its written in his Quest Book!"

"What's the difference... What's the difference between a bowling ball and menstrual blood clots? You can't gargle a bowling ball."