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Joke of the Day

"KID:I drew you a picture! ME:What's this? KID:Our house. ME:What's the orange stuff? KID:Fire. ME:Why's the house on fire? KID:I wanna PS4."

"What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown ... and one turns to the other and says, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"Strip search? ... OK, but I'm going to need some background music."

"What's a dancer's favorite type of water? Tap water"

"""wow these chicken wings are SPICY"" i say aloud to no one, the world ended years ago. i'm not even eating wings. even the sun has gone"

"""Feel the burn"" yells my fitness instructor as I think that's probably how Satan greets people in Hell."

"This joke is brought to you by AdBlock Plus for Google Chrome. Blocking every ad on the internet, except this one."

"Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive? Because white space matters. hehee"

"I owe a lot of money to a couple people you don't want to owe money to.... ... the winners of my fantasy football league"