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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about being a rollerblader? Telling your parents that you're gay."
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"Dude, multiplication is like advanced adding."
"Connecting to a wifi named 'Martin Router King' ... ... and suddenly I have a stream."
"I took a selfie after my kidney removal surgery hashtag nofilter"
"So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said ""I have a boyfriend"" ok lettuce head"
"I always cary a clump of my hair in my pocket so when people say, ""I like your haircut"", I can respond with, ""Thanks. Here, have some."""
"Three Muslims walk into a bar... They get shot, because Islam forbids the consumption of alcohol."
"What do choosy moms choose? abortion."
"My sex life is like flipping a coin. I'm not getting head whenever I chase tail."
"Shout out to plants for being independent niggas grinding 24/7 for their own food and putting on for the team by helping everyone breathe"