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"I want a hair cut please. Certainly which one !"
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"kid dressed as dog: ""trick or treat"" me: wife: ""give him some chocolate then"" me: ""i don't want to kill him linda"""
"Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil? Because that would be a sin-tax issue."
"Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, still working on it."
"Still haven't forgiven my parents for not being rich."
"What's a horny pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty! *ba dum tssh*"
"Someday I'd love to treat my wife to some luxury items, like a BMW, a Louis Vuitton bag, or genuine HP ink cartridges."
"If I have written a tweet similar to yours, I apologize for your lack of depth and vision."
"I saw an advert for a Michael Jackson figurine, and at the end of the advert it said... ...not suitable for children, colours may vary."
"What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them? Woops, tee hee."