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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the snowman say to the other snowman? A: ""Do you smell carrot?"""
Next Joke
"I do this fun trick at parties where no one there likes me so I don't go."
"Happy Birthday Girlfrien. I didn't put the D because you'll get that later."
"Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A: I'm bigger than you!"
"9. You can fit 9 cats inside an acoustic guitar."
"Coming on valentines day. Fifty shades of grey. There won't be a dry seat in the cinema."
"Poor kids at sandy hook... They wished for books but they just got magazines."
"I'm more hampster than gangster according to autocorrect"
"What do Nazi marijuana farmers say to their employees? BALE HYDRO!!"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 the headphone jack"