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Joke of the Day
"I'm more hampster than gangster according to autocorrect"
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"why don't Italians like Jehovah's witnesses? Italians don't like ANY witnesses."
"What do you call a retired comedian? Comedy mold."
"I took my wife to Hawaii for our 25th wedding anniversary. You know what I did for our 50th? Went back and got her."
"My grandpa has a heart of a lion And a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"What part of a football ground is never the same ? The changing rooms !"
"I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?"
"I lost my job performing circumcisions I just couldn't cut it."
"Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus? Because he's a cross product."
"How come Peter Pan keeps on flying? Because he Neverlands"