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Joke of the Day
"I do this fun trick at parties where no one there likes me so I don't go."
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"I have sex almost every night! Almost Monday night, almost Tuesday night..."
"Real geniuses never talk about that they are a genius. I know from myself."
"my ex: sometimes I forget why we ever broke up me: when you do that sigh thing I can hear your nose hair"
"I recently read a book by Donald Trump on finance It had 9 chapter 11s."
"Two cows are standing next to each other in a field... Daisy says to Dolly, ""I was artificially inseminated this morning."" ""I don't believe you,"" says Dolly. Daisy exclaims, ""It's true, no bull!"""
"Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with a car, Throw you off a street so high, Hope you break your neck and die."
"What does a sheep in denial say? Nahhhh"
"I don't understand how anyone can get married until they've met everyone else in the whole world, just to make sure."
"A couple of Thai girls asked if I wanted to sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery. They were right, we had six matching balls."