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Joke of the Day

"9. You can fit 9 cats inside an acoustic guitar."

"What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of? Vampliers"

"The only good mornings are the ones that start in the afternoon."

"The first question aliens will ask our leaders is why that peanut is wearing a top hat and monocle."

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a walnut? I've never had a walnut on my face."

"I could never learn the alphabet as a kid. problems with the x..."

"I found out my vacation to Greece is tax deductible Apparently it falls under charity work"

"Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut? He didn't understand the gravity of the situation."

"How does a person from New Zealand find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breath through something so small?"""