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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 the headphone jack"
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"I'll stop at nothing... ...to avoid using negative numbers."
"Why don't Arab women need Insurance? Because they are already covered."
"The Bible TL;DR"
"*Sets cellphone ringtone to sound like office fire alarm *calls cell phone *waits"
"What's the best way to announce that you're lactose-intolerant I'm allergic to Wait for it Dairy"
"""I'm a model."" I see. And does anybody else know that?"
"What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner? [removed]"
"Damn girl you must have been out in the sun all day. Because you appealin'"
"why do scuba divers go in the water backwards? because if they go forward they would fall inside the boat."