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Joke of the Day

"(Guy who was trapped in a well for 20 years standing in front of the Get Well Soon cards at the pharmacy, frowning)"

"What do you call a french person masturbating? Jacques-ing off."

"Ladies: A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world...oh sorry thats wine...wine does that."

"If a Norwegian robot... If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian."

"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !"

"I Got Ebola :D Ebola icecream!"

"I hate having closure, it's really"

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun ? Roamin' Catholic"

"Stapling my scrotum to a tree... Not a great way to start any evening..."

"If emotional scars were visible, strip clubs would go out of business very quickly."