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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day."

"I figured something was fishy with my doctor when he was giving me a rectal exam, but he had both hands on my shoulders."

"How do you starve a black man? Put his food stamps in his work boots."

"Why do crows fly upside down over Reservations? Cause even they know that indians get enough free shit!"

"What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas."

"[Starbucks meeting] ME: Sorry I'm ""latte"" haha BOSS: Aren't you the guy we fired for biting a customer"

"Dream Job My dream job is cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing."

"What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes? 12 pirates."

"Q: How do you milk sheep? .... .... .... A: With iPhone accessories."

"How do rednecks know when their sister is on her period? Their dad's dick tastes like blood."