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Joke of the Day
"My butcher introduced me to his wife the other day... He brought her out and said, ""meet patty"""
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"in 2001 i was in a coma dying from meningitis and someone played ""in the end"" by linkin park and i woke up to tell them to turn it off"
"My dog used to chase people on a bike It got so bad, I had to take his bike away"
"I saw a guy holding a TV I was walking down the street, when I saw a black guy holding a TV. I thought ""holy shit, is that mine?"" I went home to check. But nah, mine was at home polishing my shoes."
"You can get a free carton of ice cream at the grocery store if you eat the whole thing before the cops show up."
"A penguin, a priest, and a cowboy walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Is this some kind of joke?!"""
"My teacher told me my drawing was pretty good, I told her I know. My mom always told me I was borderline artistic."
"There are two types of people in the world. Those that categorize people into two types and those who don't."
"Poison control sounds pretty easy. Most poisons can't even move."
"""I heard low winter sun is pretty good."" - low winter sun from behind a bush trying to throw it's voice"